Zach Reno and myself (Cameron) are celebrating our big night at a local wrestling event. We got the big win and the crowd was loving us. Surely it's because I was in the arena - but Zach Reno wants me to be a bit more modest. It's hard to be humble when you're called the Champ. I remind Zach that the crowd was cheering "Champ! Champ! Champ!" - he doesn't want to hear it and takes a low blow right to my nuts giving him an early upper hand. 

He has me frazzled and it's not looking good for me as he works me over briefly. Zach isn't as technically skilled and nowhere near as experienced as me, which provides me an opportunity to take advantage with a between the legs low blow of my own. Zach feels it! He drops to his knees and I begin my domination.

Zach is stretched with a perfectly performed camel clutch, he's trapped in a textbook leg nelson and I even apply a flawless sleeper hold. I target his nuts with some more low blows then I throw in some hair pulling, front trunk pulling and tie him in the ropes for some insult to injury. He's trapped tightly in the ropes but He's still running his mouth, so I stifle his mouth with a discarded piece of clothing. 

Maybe a few kicks in the nuts will do it. It shuts him up briefly.

What really does the job making him quit talking is when I deliver my signature head-in-the-trunks piledriver. With that exclamation point, I think Zach gets the message that you should never cross the boss.

TOTAL RUN-TIME: 30 minutes, 46 seconds