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Web Wonder vs. Football Jock (Adam Astoria)

Web Wonder vs. Football Jock (Adam Astoria)

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The star QB is dripping sweat after a hard practice, alone in the locker room, stretching out his thick quads before hitting the showers. The air still smells like turf and testosterone. Out of nowhere, a masked, mischievous superhero springs into the room. The jock barely looks up. He isn’t impressed by the spandex-clad “nerd” and smirks, declaring he knows EXACTLY who’s under that mask. He tells Web Wonder he’ll never be a jock like him — never have the build, the status, or the power. A shove turns heated, and suddenly a sharp gut punch folds the hero in half.

The football star grinds his advantage, punching the gut of our hero and pushing his cleats into the hero’s private parts...dominating him easily as they brawl around the locker room. The smooth, confident QB toys with him, flexing and posturing as he keeps the masked man grounded. But he gets too cocky — too sure of himself. Web Wonder snaps back with a perfectly placed low blow between the powerful quads of Adam Astoria.

Now the tone shifts. The neighborhood hero takes control of the locker room tussle. Headlocks, full nelsons, and deep stretches leave the muscle jock struggling. He yanks the man-bun of our star. Then it gets personal.

Web Wonder pulls off the cleats from the football stud and slides them onto his own feet — a symbolic takeover. With new swagger, he returns the favor, stomping down on the balls and reminding the QB who really runs this turf.

Web Wonder leaves the humbled jock hurting on the locker room floor. As a final insult, he shrugs on the varsity jacket, adjusts the mask, and walks out.

TOTAL RUN-TIME: 23 minutes, 39 seconds

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