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Our scruffy, Keanu Reeves-looking hero, Canary Crusader (played by Damien Kyle), is out to clean up the city! But there's one dastardly dirty-dealer standing in his way...the evil Masked Mister X!
The Canary Crusader orders the masked menace to leave town, but HOLD ON, TRUE BELIEVERS! This villain isn't going anywhere without a fight!
The two battle back-and-forth in a classic clash of GOOD vs. EVIL before Masked Mister X reveals his diabolical secret trick...the rare and disasterous "ROSE OF DOOM!" A mysterious flower with the power to sap every ounce of strength from our handsome hero!
With Canary Crusader weakened by the "Rose of Doom," the masked villain takes full advantage. Low blows, deep flesh digging ab scratches and claws, vicious gut punches against the grungy warehouse wall. WHAM! POW! OOOF! Our shaggy-haired superhero is getting the stuffing knocked out of him!
Don't count our caped crusader out just yet. There are flashes of hope as Canary Crusader fights back, landing some offense of his own. Unfortunately, every heroic comeback is cut short by a well-placed nut shot or a series of straight-up, controlled power punches from the masked menace.
And just when you think things couldn't get worse...Masked Mister X hoists our ripped hero up for not one, but two Torture Rack backbreakers!
The final chapter of this four-color catastrophe comes when Masked Mister X reintroduces the dreaded "Rose of Doom."
Stripped, helpless and pleading for mercy, the once-mighty Canary Crusader finds himself completely at the mercy of the Masked Mister X.
