Pro wrestling technician Killer Kris delivers an ominous warning about what he plans to do to the rookie across the ring. Let’s just say — it’s not going to be a good day for Santiago.

Smooth abs might give you confidence, but we can see the nerves on the jobber in blue as he stares across at a truly skilled veteran. He’s faced other models before, but this is his first real test against a world-class pro wrestler. When they step in close to look each other up and down, Santiago finds a small boost of ego. He’s clearly taller and may even hold a slight edge in mass. A confident smile slips out.

Both men are already glistening with sweat.

The moment they lock up, that confidence evaporates. The seasoned technician — whose pedigree spans multiple countries — takes complete control. Santiago is quickly taken to the mat with crisp amateur wrestling technique, and the heel even tauntingly slaps the rookie's ass.

Kris toys with him, showcasing museum-worthy submission holds rarely seen in either the pro scene or the underground world. It’s grace and savagery mixed together.

When the submission showcase ends, the heel escalates. Powerful suplexes. Hard slams, a DDT and multiple pile drivers. He spikes the rookie with classic drivers and tombstones, drilling his head into the mat with ruthless precision.

In the end, the triumphant pro pins the sweaty jobber, then grabs him by the face while on top to deliver one final message.

This rookie may be in serious contention for Jobber of the Year — and this match gets my vote for Squash Match of the Year.

TOTAL RUN-TIME: 21 minutes, 27 seconds