Ricky Vegas has gone against the odds in almost every match he has ever been in. In virtually every match, he has faced an opponent larger, heavier and more powerful than himself. And yet, despite all this, Ricky has a pretty successful record in Wrestle4Hire. It is probably because what he lacks in stature, or weight or power, he more than makes up for in deviousness, guile and wit. Ricky knows a few fundamental rules of dealing with bigger men...first and foremost, get them off their feet, where everyone is the same height on the mat. Second, use each every advantage, legal or illegal to gain the upper hand and keep your opponent on the defensive. Lastly, never apologize for anything you do within the squared circle, in the world on underground wrestling, everything is legal.
There's one problem though in this bout, Ricky faces not one, but two large behemoths specimens of men, in the form of Meaty and Bjorn. Both have incredible physiques and possess strength unrivaled. So when Ricky joins the pair in the ring, it is something he will live to regret. Immediately the pair set upon Ricky, and soon Ricky is being tossed around, used as a barbell, placed over the knee and the back of one or both of the wrestlers. And yet, when the pair ask Ricky to submit, he claims he will not. And so, the beating resumes. I know that Ricky wishes he was able to employ some of the moves he has used in the past, but even if he could use a move on one combatant, the other would be all over him before it could be used again.
Ricky scream and then ultimately, as he is bent like a crossbow over the back of Meaty, finally yells that he submits. Dumped to the mat like so much garbage, Ricky slinks out of the ring while Meaty and Bjorn celebrate their victory. I am not sure they should necessarily be proud of their success, since it is two rather large muscular men beating upon a much smaller opponent. But, like I said earlier, in the underground wrestling world a win is a win, and this pair delight in what they were able to do to the smaller Vegas. If you like seeing two guys take on and totally abuse a much smaller opponent, this one will be for you!
TOTAL RUN-TIME: 23 minutes, 04 seconds
