Guido Genatto vs. Johnny Jobber (Unleashed)
Guido Genatto vs. Johnny Jobber (Unleashed)
The aptly named Johnny Jobber looks like he’s in the wrong place. I mean, this vanilla pudding pack is really gonna battle hard heel Guido Genatto in the ring? The usually trashmouthed Genatto is knowingly silent as he stares down this confusing, confounding opponent. Why waste classic wordplay and trashtalk on this pasty little bitch?
If you like your matches quiet, totally uneven, completely one-sided, and 100% squash, this is the title for you. Little Johnny is lifted, thrown, stomped, squeezed, and crushed so many times, it’s a wonder he’s even alive for half of this mess.
Watch that red clad bubble butt get kicked from one end of the ring to the other. Maybe, just maybe, if you look like you’re supposed to be in bed before 8pm you shouldn’t climb into the ring with the beast.
Total Run-time: 23 minutes
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OK, so how can you possibly outdo yourself? Even you! I don't remember a destruction so thorough, so permanent, delivered with such force and glee and pain and suffering, as your latest match up between Guido (really? Now there's a fucking surprise) and Johnny Jobber. You could not have paid him enough to withstand all that he had to in that match! I dare anyone to call wrestling fake, after watching that match--it was almost even too hard to watch... I did, though, a few times so far, and I made a list...there were 18 huge, powerful, bone breaking and body shattering slams (including, of course, the three oh so unnecessary pile drivers at the end, as if he needed that third one to get his three count...How can anyone withstand all that to his body? I don't remember Guido wrestling that well with an evil brutality but a beauty at the same time in devising just a subtle twist for each slam after slam after slam! And in between the slams, were boston crabs, torture racks while being choked out, more choking, serious back and shoulder abuse, twists, bending and dismemebering! And at least two of those slams were face/body first, from easily 7' up in the air! How did he survive? And really, he needed to have paid quite well to take that kind of a beating.......