Holy Oil Wrestling! It’s the Dark Detective vs. Detective Boy in an oil match. You can bet your Super Hero cape that this will be a match worth watching. What’s this? Trouble in The City? The Dark Detective is blaming boy wonder for the Jokester getting away. Detective Boy says that all the Dark Detective does is bitch, bitch, bitch. Hmm, that sounds like our last meeting with the boss. All he did was bitch, bitch, bitch. The oil bottles come out of the utility belts and the verbal assaults begin. Our team of Super Heroes has a split and something must be done. It seems our caped crusaders have a score to settle and they believe an oil match is the perfect venue.
These masked muscular mat men are going all out to prove which is the superior Super Hero. Holy Oily Commotion! Our Super Heroes are all over the place. Slipping, sliding, twisting, pulling, stretching, punching, choking – it all is fair play as each one struggles to become the victor. Our Super Heroes are like artichokes, you must rip off the spiny leaves to reach the heart of their plans. Each has a plan, but the oil on their bodies and the mats foils several attempts to become the victor. Just when it appears one will dominate the other, the tables turn. Holy Blackouts! One of our caped crusaders is out cold, face down on the oily mats.
