Brute Baynard vs. Dashing Dustin
“Are you sure you wanna do this?” booms massive Brute. The big, hairy, powerful man stares at his opponent in pity, confusion, and a mild hint of concern. Can you blame him. Pale, spindly, hairless Dustin looks like he’s wandered into the wrong wrestling room. Surely there’s a beginner’s class with other slender youths for him to roll around with somewhere.
“If you wanna do this,” says Brute, giving the kid every opportunity to back out. “I’m gonna break you.”
“Looks can be deceiving,” says Dustin with that innocent smile. When these two opposites flex side by side, you might just laugh. But you gotta admire Dustin’s unshakable spirit.
Brute allows Dustin to clamp his torso from behind and attempt a sleeper. Dustin looks like a kid giving his daddy a hug. Moments later, Dustin is struggling beneath Brute’s massive boots, gazing up at the hairy wrestling god’s enraged face. Meaty fists pulverize the pale kid. Hair is pulled roughly for leverage. Slim arms are used like ropes.
“This was your mistake kid,” barks Brute. “I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that you GIVE UP!”
But it’s too late, Brute has a new chew toy, and this pathetic jobber will be eating elbows, camels, nelsons, and more until Brute is satisfied. It’s a total squash job that will leave your head spinning and your heart racing.