HAIRY HUNK HUMBLED & SQUASHED: Blayne vs. Golden Terror
HAIRY HUNK HUMBLED & SQUASHED: Blayne vs. Golden Terror
4.0 / 5.0
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Golden Terror makes a bold claim - any jobber that steps in the ring is going to be completely crushed. Hot shot newcomer, Blayne leaps into scene and climbs the ropes declaring this jobber came to fight. Golden Terror laughs as the hairy hunk flies through the air,only to be caught effortlessly by the much larger heel. In an instant, Blayne is bent across Golden Terror’s knee in a punishing backbreaker, his big moment turned into immediate trouble.
Arm pits to the jobbers face, stink face & bronco busters are utilized as humiliation tactics. Devastating splashes in the corner and big leaping splashes onto a prone opponent lying on the canvas. The smaller wrestler is tipped upside down in the corner multiple times in the tree of woe, Golden Terror targeting his offense to the face and torso while bear hugs squeeze and shake the hairy-chested competitor. The chubby masked man taunts and poses over him with all his weight, stretching and punishing the outmatched rookie at every turn.
Blayne manages to dodge two attempts at corner splashes and thinks this is his big opportunity. He even tries to lift and slam the 300+ pound heavyweight—but he’s instantly mushed under the massive heel instead.
Golden Terror unleashes more offense before he easily finishes off the hairy jobber, proving his bold claim was no empty threat.
TOTAL RUN-TIME: 22 minutes, 58 seconds

Was pessimistic going into this, but I was pleasantly surprised by this. The main appeal of Golden Terror/Dr. Maniacal stuff is the man himself and he's in good form here. Also as someone that's a big fan of the stinkface, I'm happy that he's using it a lot and that he's really grinding down on his opponent each time. If he had a dedicated stinkface/ass domination video it'd be an all-timer, especially if he was just in trunks. Bronco buster was also really well done. I'd say that the big marks against it is that even if GT's really backing it up, his opponents almost never want to actually take the move and do their best to avoid it and the camera is always positioned so you can't see their faces in his ass... which is kind of the point of the stinkface in the first place. Regardless, a nice surprise. Hopefully he gets paired up with someone alright with their face inbetween his cheeks and the cameras get a good shot of it next time.
Blayne was a spectacle of a hunk humbled and squashed. Always enjoy these matches. Golden Terror knows how to systematically dismember these studs. Great fun.