Description
Between Mark Muscle and Zach Altovito, there’s enough hard muscle to demolish a town. We’re talking MASSIVE, ROCK HARD, Frankenstein monster level size dudes, each with their own bumps, bruises, scars, and even veins popping.
In comes yours truly, lookin smooth and tight. I know these giants are in a totally different league than I am. I mean, I’m not blind. But they said they wanted to learn some new moves, and I’m a great coach, so imagine my surprise when I find myself hoisted off my feet like I weigh nothing at all. At the very top of Mark’s reach, I say “oh shit…” knowing full well I’m about to taste that mat.
This is a two on one pro demolition, as I listen to these two titans passively discuss different ways to hurt me, all I can to is writhe in pain from the last bone crushing bearhug, or full nelson with my feet off the ground, or slam after slam after slam. Mark pulls me close, so we’re face-to-face, chest-to-chest...my body so tiny compared to his...all that alpha muscle. If you’re sick enough to love seeing me in complete and total pathetic agony, this is the match for you.
Total Runtime: 19 minutes, 32 seconds