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<div data-mce-fragment="1">Jungle Man is in the corner of the ring, weakened and blindfolded. Enter onto the scene our hero, Comet Man! Comet Man makes several assumptions about Jungle Man and goes about teaching him a lesson (very enthusiastically). Accused of shoplifting, he is forced to endure a punishing ball grab and then an extended airplane spin. Comet Man attacks Jungle Man's nipples as well, causing the villain(?) to scream in agonizing pain. Can he do anything to fight against Comet Man's onslaught?</div> <div data-mce-fragment="1"><br aria-hidden="true" data-mce-fragment="1"></div> <div data-mce-fragment="1">Comet Man is singular in his purpose and clear in his purpose - to stop any evil doing (or perceived evil doing) in its tracks no matter the methods. Splashes from the middle rope cause more screams from Jungle Man who just wants it all to end. Unfortunately for him, there is no mercy from Comet Man. More ball grabs, and a pile driver once more put the villain on the mat virtually unconscious. You would think that were the end but Comet Man positions Jungle Man in the corner straddling the middle turnbuckle and then takes a punt into his exposed balls.</div> <div data-mce-fragment="1"><br aria-hidden="true" data-mce-fragment="1"></div> <div data-mce-fragment="1">Finally, Comet Man removes the mask and sees that Jungle Man is just an ordinary citizen, whom Comet Man accuses of gene manipulation. And so the beatdown continues, much to the chagrin of Jungle Man. A low blow, some head scissors, and one final sleeper hold puts the final touches on Jungle Man before our hero throws him out of the ring and to the mat outside. Another villain vanquished and Comet Man is off to his next adventure, whatever it may be! </div> <div data-mce-fragment="1"><br aria-hidden="true" data-mce-fragment="1"></div> <div data-mce-fragment="1">TOTAL RUN-TIME: 18 minutes, 26 seconds</div>
